The
lighter side of business
travel
True
stories from Travel Management
Companies
'I
had someone ask for an aisle seat so that
their hair would be messed up by being near the
window.'
'I
got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible
to see England from Canada?" I said, "No" he said
"but they look so close on the map."
'I
was asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?"
I asked him what exactly he
meant, to which he replied, "I was told
my flight number is 823, but none of these darn
planes has numbers on them."
True
stories from Flight
Attendants
As
the plane landed and came to a screeching
halt, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker and
said. "Whoa, big
fella...WHOA...!"
From
another flight a pilot said during his welcome
message: "We are pleased to have some of the best
flight attendants in
the industry....Unfortunately, none of them
are on this flight!
An
attendant announced: "We ask you to remain
seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the
terminal."
Part
of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement:
"We'd like to thank you for flying with us today.
And, the next time you get the insane urge to
go blasting through the skies in a
pressurised metal tube, we hope you'll think
of us."
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November
Business Travel Special
Offers
Cathay
Pacific
Heathrow
to Taipei - Economy - Min 3 night
stay
Published
fare = GBP
2,075.50
Our
fare
=
GBP 849.50
Savings
= GBP
1,226.00
BA
Heathrow
to Tokyo - WT+ - Min 3 night
stay
Published
fare = GBP
2,597.00
Our
fare =
GBP 1,630.00
Savings
= GBP
967.00
This
is just a small example of the 2.67M private fares
we have access to as members of the Advantage
Group.
Call
us now for your special fare
on:
Aylesbury
Branch:
01296-399877
Northampton: 01604-605080
Leisure offers (supplied by Eagle
Travel)
THE NORTHERN LIGHTS -
01/02/2010 - Passing the Northern
Cape
Return flights from
Heathrow to Tromso 4 nights,
half-board
Prices from GBP 870.00
SKIING in Meribel -
09-01-2010 - Hotel Le Savoy
Return flights from
Gatwick
Prices from GBP
689.00
For more great offers,
call Sheena Todd on:
01234-348882
Why use Matrix instead of
doing-it-yourself?
A specialist travel
management company (TMC) has all the expertise you
need, and, more, to ensure arrangements are made
correctly to save you time and money.
Airfares are probably
where a TMC demonstrates best value, as it will
have access to fares simply not generally
available. Likewise, as large bookers of hotel
rooms it will negotiate rates around the world
that only the biggest corporate would otherwise
enjoy. Anyone who has tried booking rail tickets
will appreciate handing the task over to someone
else!
Working with a TMC also
means a higher level of service: they understand
that executives have to be flexible in case the
meeting runs late and will book the appropriate
tickets; you will have a central point of contact
with someone who understands your business; most
TMCc have an out-of-hours service so, when an
employee misses their plane on the other side of
the world someone is there to
help.
3 More Great Reasons For Using Matrix
Travel Management.
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